Practical Application:)

He's teaching her arithmetic,
He said it was his mission,
He kissed her once,He kissed her twice
and said,"Now thats addition."
And as he added smack by smack
in silent satisfaction,
she sweetly gave the kisses back and said,
"Now thats subtraction."

Then he kissed her,she kissed him
And both together smiled and said
"Thats multiplication."
Then dad appeared upon the scene
and made a Quick decision
He kicked that kid three blocks away
and said "thats long Division!"
By Dan Clark
Chicken Soup for the teenage soul